Thursday, October 25, 2007

Nightmare

You know you're sleep deprived when you had a dream (nightmare) that you were dating Snoop Doggy Dog. Seriously - I woke up after having a dream that Snoop and I were going to Applebees for a date!!! Do you know how often I listen to Snoop? Answer is ZERO. Do you know how many times I think about Snoop? Answer again would be ZERO!! Do you know how many drugs I would seriously have to be on to ever even think about sitting down and having a conversation with Snoop? Answer....there isn't enough illegal substances in the WORLD that I would need to intake to even THINK about going out with that creature.

My goodness....I need a vacation!

16 comments:

~ Amy ~ said...

LOL - that's hilarious!!!

Tracy said...

OH MY...hang in there! The dreams HAVE to get better. Don't they??

Jamie said...

OK, I was just on hold for a collection call this made me laugh and about the same time I was laughing my call was answered. HAHAHA!!

FUNNY STUFF!!

Kerrie said...

HA!!!! You know you want him. Go gett'em tiger! ;)

Just Mom said...

Did you have another run-in with "The Law," because it sounds to me as if you were on a business lunch with Snoop Dog to get some legal advice.

Amanda said...

LOL - Just mom...because I would ask Snoop for legal advice?

Just Mom said...

Maybe advice about what you could expect in jail?????

Amanda said...

HA! Crack me up!!!

I also want to know Snoop took me out to "Applebee’s". Don't get me wrong...I love Applebee’s, but can't he afford to take me somewhere a little nicer? Cheap cheap cheap. My expectations of my dates are low…even in my dreams.

Just Mom said...

BAH hahahahahahahahahahaha...


couldn't even begin to speculate about the applebee's.

Frazzled Farm Wife said...

Maybe you're just craving Applebees and will get there at any expense.

~ Amy ~ said...

This is too good...I hope he shows up again tonight in your dreams.

Kerrie said...

I forgot to say "That's for shizzle!" =)

Heidi Jo Comes said...

well if you're going to bring him home to meet alex, consider having kerrie do a number on that hair. that would scare the the silliness out of your son:0)

~ Amy ~ said...

Okay Amanda...you've got to post something else or I'm going to start having dreams about Snoop. :)

Amber said...

Oh my gosh, you poor thing! is there anything, I mean ANYTHING I can do so you NEVER have a dream...I mean NIGHTMARE like this again???

0:) Amber

Amber said...

LOL! Love your comment about the cheap date, i must echo JM BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....


0:) Amber