Crime Sceen

Before I continue with showing you pictures of the disturbing scene I woke up to this morning, let me first recap the fire alarm test from last week. Remember how excited I was? My moment had arrived...I approached the apple of temptation that had been calling my name since I first entered grade school. My hands were shaky as I prepared to pull the alarm. Then, the maintenance guy turned to me and said "you know that we shut off the noise and lights so when you pull the alarm, it won't do anything"

SAY WHAT? Why the heck do I want to pull an alarm that isn't going to make any noise? Go on...just pop my balloon. Fun killers

Now - on to today's crime scene

Warning - the images are very graphic

This is the scene I stumbled upon after wiping the sleep from my eyes this morning



My first suspect was Chewy



Don't let those big cute eyes fool you

I pulled him in for questioning. Chewy insisted his was Innocent, but after an interrogation and DNA test, it was discovered that the suspect still had toilet paper in his mouth



This case is closed and we can only pray that Chewy gives up his life of crime.