On Tuesday morning, I woke up with what I presumed to be a spider bite right on my buttocks. By Thursday, it was the size of a golf ball causing me to see my doctor for some antibiotics.
Dr. Spider Biting Community:
If you’re going to bite any part of my body causing said anatomy to swell, please make it my breast next time. My butt really doesn’t need any more swelling.
Thank you
6 comments:
OMG...Seriously Amanda. That is funny.
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To add insult to injury, because it’s on my butt….Alex thinks it’s the funniest thing he has ever heard of. I had to have it drained yesterday and its sill draining causing me to change the bandages continuously. Alex announced to his class that his mom “was bit on the butt by a spider and has to wear a diaper” to his classroom.
He was laughing so hard yesterday that tears appeared
As a practical matter, I've had that happen before. Our rental house was awful. Use some kind fo a scar cream on taht bite after it stops draining. The ones I used to get lasted for weeks but that cream helped. Mederma maybe?
ROFL!
Sure hope you're feeling better now.
Seriously?? OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!!
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